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Church of England 'an enormous waste of everyone's time'

THE Church of England is a huge and utter waste of the time of everyone involved, it has been confirmed.

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Mars mission to include insane murderous astronaut

THE three-man Mars mission will include one mentally unhinged astronaut.

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