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Churches welcome fair-weather bastards through gritted teeth

CHURCHES are offering a lukewarm Easter welcome for fickle Christians who turn up twice a year.

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Living near a Waitrose makes you a 12 per cent better person

A WAITROSE within a mile of your home improves your wisdom, altruism and lovemaking by 12 per cent.

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