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Class 4b Intrigued By Tory 'Super-Teachers'

CLASS 4B last night said it cannot wait to meet David Cameron's new breed of unbreakable super-teachers.

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Will Chocolate Buttons taste like shit? asks Britain

FEARS were growing today that chocolate buttons are inevitably going to end up tasting like shit.

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