Subscribe

Clocks changed to maintain misery levels

BRITAIN’S getting-up time has been altered to prevent the workforce from becoming too happy.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Man teaching his new phone how to swear

A MAN is teaching his new iPhone an extensive vocabulary of swear words. 

Checking article access…

Next story ›