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Cocaine 'Better Value Than Ever'

AS prices drop to just £2 per line, cocaine has topped a consumer poll as Britain's best-value street drug.

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Vicars will back gay marriage 'if they can read out the bit about killing them'

CHURCH of England vicars will bless gay couples as long as they are allowed to quote Bible passages about them being abominations who must be put to death.

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