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Cock Ban Looms

A BLANKET ban on cocks has been proposed as part of the government's crackdown on fucking.

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BNP Man Woos Ballerina Away From Chink

BNP activist Richard Barnbrook is to marry beautiful English dancer Simone Clarke  after rescuing her from the clutches of a slanty-eyed Latino half-breed devil, he said last night.

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