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Colin Firth in a wet shirt: Seven wanks that have been approved by society

COLIN Firth in a wet shirt from Pride and Prejudice remains one of Britain’s favourite and most predictable masturbatory moments. These are also bland enough to be socially acceptable:

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Why we should ban over-60s from social media, by the baroness who thought an octopus was Hitler

By Baroness Foster

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