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Commuters delighted at train delays for actual reason

LONDON commuters delayed for hours by a fire on the tracks at Vauxhall are thrilled that there is a genuine reason for once. 

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Lobsters mental

EVERYONE should take a moment to consider how mental lobsters are, according to experts.

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