Completed 'bridge to nowhere' just goes to other part of Glasgow

RESIDENTS of Glasgow are disappointed that the newly finished ‘bridge to nowhere’ does not lead to an escape hatch from the godforsaken Scottish hellhole.

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Tennis stopped

TENNIS has been declared over following Andy Murray’s win.

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