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Concern Grows Over Ninja School Standards

MANY ninja school-leavers are unfit for even the least dangerous missions, according to leading UK warlords.

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Novello Judges Sectioned

A GROUP of music ‘experts’ were last night being assessed by psychologists after Lily Allen won three awards for song writing.

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