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Cool Pupils Celebrate Poor GCSE Results

THE nation’s cool teenagers are celebrating their worst GCSE results ever after being too hip to make the slightest effort.

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Cat Bin Lady Signed By Cowell

FREAK wrangler Simon Cowell has signed a 50-year-old woman after footage of her slamdunking a cat became an internet sensation.

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