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Cool teacher 'totally fine' with appointment of cooler teacher

A SCHOOL’S self-appointed cool teacher is insisting he has no ill feeling whatsoever towards a slightly cooler new teacher.

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Man spends f**king ages opening bottle of f**king handwash

A MAN spent pretty much his entire fucking evening trying to open a new bottle of hand wash.

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