Corbyn supporter unveils plan to get over himself

A CORBYN fan has announced plans to get over how amazingly right he was within the next 18 months. 

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DUP vows to end May's wild party lifestyle

THE Democratic Unionists plan to end Theresa May’s hedonistic party lifestyle and turn her into a decent God-fearing Christian, they have announced.

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