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Cotswolds gritters run out of Himalayan pink salt

COTSWOLD Council is facing a backlash from residents forced to use roads and pavements cleared with normal, non-boutique salt. 

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Oasis to write new Bond theme 'Fighting While Pissed'

NOEL Gallagher has confirmed he will draw on the similarities between James Bond and their own fans in new Bond theme ‘Fighting While Pissed’.

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