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Could he not be called 'Andrew' as well? ask Britain's Andrews

THE nation’s Andrews have asked King Charles if he could also change his brother’s first name to avoid the association.

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I'm totally anonymous now. I could be right behind you and you'd never know. By Andrew

THEY’VE taken it all away from me. My Princehood, my Dukedom, my HRH. And now I’m completely anonymous. I could be anywhere. I could be in the room with you now.

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