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Councils urged to collect disease-ridden bags of shit once a week

COUNCILS across England are to be offered incentives to collect rat-filled bags of putrefying meat and devastating viruses more often than once a fortnight.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)Really drunk, you say? At the New Year’s Eve party you went to? Crikey. You must tell me everything.

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