Countdown to disaster as man forgets to tell mum that new girlfriend is vegan

A MAN has unwittingly laid the groundwork for a disastrous Christmas lunch by forgetting to say that his girlfriend is vegan.

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Tories confirm Brexit is now a religious cult

BREXIT is now a religious cult based on wishful thinking and strange predictions, the Tories have confirmed.

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