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Couple decide not to renovate kitchen

A COUPLE have decided to just leave their kitchen as it is.

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Parents badgered into buying monkey that smokes fags

WORN-DOWN parents have purchased a cigarette-smoking monkey as their young son’s Christmas gift.

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