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Couple 'moving for better schools' told 'f**k off and good riddance'

THE neighbours, friends, and family of a couple who are moving house to be in an area with better schools have been told to fuck off and not come back.  

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Man in new relationship does all his farts in the park

A MAN in a four-month-old relationship is still breaking wind in the local park.

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