Couple to lie about not having met on internet

A COUPLE have vowed to lie about how they met after getting together at a social gathering.

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Yesterday most depressing day of year, say scientists disgusted at what they've become

MONDAY January 19th was officially the most depressing day of the year, according to scientists degrading themselves by concocting media bullshit.

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