Couple who 'don’t have to talk all the time' clearly going to split up

A COUPLE who claim to enjoy spending long periods of time in silence are quite obviously doomed, it has emerged.

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Arsenal can't remember if they are still in Champions League

THE Champions League has returned after a lengthy break and nobody at Arsenal is sure whether they have gone out yet.

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