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Cracker-eating woman asked to leave bed


A MAN has asked a woman to leave his bed after she started eating crackers in it.

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Men to finally be told what a 'pumpkin spice latte' is

IN a major concession, women have finally agreed to tell men what a ‘pumpkin spice latte’ actually is.

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