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Credit card debtors sleeping like babies

MOST people are managing a sumptuous eight hours sleep a night despite crippling credit card debt, it has emerged.

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Grant to manage West Ham from circus cannon

AVRAM Grant is to stay on as West Ham manager on the basis he can be fired into the English Channel at any second.

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