Crystal Meth 'probably not a good idea'

FORMER users of the super-speed that can make you chew your legs off have spoken out to say that, on balance, it is probably best avoided.

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MPs Still Dicks

MEMBERS of Parliament are still dicks, it emerged last night.

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