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‘Curvy’ now officially means ‘breasts’

ALL words relating to curves have been reclassified to exclusively refer to women’s breasts.

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One person in three on cusp of diabetes and eating Snickers

A THIRD of the UK on the edge of developing Type II diabetes just went ahead and got it.

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