Cyclist in favour of anything that makes people look at him

A CYCLIST is in favour of having to wear any ridiculous-looking equipment if it makes people look at him, he has confirmed.

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Now seems a good time to tell you William’s my real dad and that’s not the half of it, by Prince Harry

By Prince Harry

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