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D-Day veterans thank Britain for becoming so self-absorbed

THE veterans of D-Day have marked the 70th anniversary by thanking Britain for becoming shallow and worthless.

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Good-looking groups of friends unable to sustain conversation

GROUPS of people who socialise together because they are all attractive run out of conversation very quickly, it has emerged.

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