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Dad has to admit some of those gays are in good shape

54-YEAR-OLD plumber Tom Booker has grudgingly complimented the physiques of Gay Pride participants.

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English women better at football than English men

ENGLISH men are not as good at playing football as English women, it has been confirmed.

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