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Dad simultaneously furious about potholes and roadworks

A FATHER is furious at his local council about potholes in roads and is apoplectic at the roadworks needed to fix them.

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Shag the groom, and other desperate ways to avoid being a bridesmaid

BEEN honoured with the chance to organise a hen weekend nobody wants to attend and to wear a hideous dress? Get uninvited, fast:  

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