Dad turns on mobile for second time this year

A FATHER has switched on his mobile phone and then immediately switched it off again ‘to save the battery’, it has emerged.

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Everyone stuck in meeting because some twat asked a question

A MAN who asked a f**king question at the end of a meeting is now the most hated person in the room.  

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