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Dads begin obsessive relationship with thermostat

THE nation’s fathers have forbidden anyone else to touch or even look at the central heating thermostat.

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Jesus had a Hitler moustache

CHRIST had a small toothbrush moustache rather than a beard, it has emerged.

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