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Daily Mail hacks into the voices in my head, says Dacre

THE Daily Mail has only ever hacked into the voices inside Paul Dacre’s head, the paper’s editor confirmed yesterday.

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Are you scared yet?

BRITAIN spent last night staring at the ceiling with its duvet clutched tightly under its chin.

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