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Dance, Taxman Tells Britain

BRITAIN did a pathetic attempt at an Irish jig last night as the Inland Revenue swigged from a whisky bottle and fired a revolver at its feet.

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Apple To Ruin Your Life All Over Again

IPHONE users are set to return to their usual sobbing, foetal state with the release of IOS4.1.

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