Davids and Daves locked in secret war of absolute hatred

MEN who shorten the name David to ‘Dave’ are held in seething contempt by those who stick with the more formal option, it has emerged.

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'That was 20 years ago': Five things to never say to someone in their 40s

TALKING to someone in their forties? Want to avoid them breaking down crying from the sheer weight of their age? Steer clear of these remarks: 

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