Dawkins crucifies velociraptor in Bishop of Southwark’s garden

PROFESSOR Richard Dawkins has crucified a plastic dinosaur in a bishop’s garden during a seven-hour rampage.

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Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory

Hovercars, jetpacks and teleportation may seem like science fiction – but they’re not as complicated as you might think. We’ve already managed to teleport a tiny photon, in no time we’ll move up to huge lumps of yeast and human hair. From there, it’s just a short hop to Adrian Chiles and perhaps beyond.

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