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Decriminalise crime, says prisoners' party

PRISON inmates have set up their own political party in preparation for getting the vote.

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Boris Johnson set for US presidency

NEWLY-EMERGED presidential candidate Boris Johnson has surged ahead in US opinion polls, and should soon be running the world.

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