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Deluded man swears you used to be able to buy things with a fiver

A MAN who has lost his grip on reality is convinced that goods or services could once be bought with nothing more than a five pound note. 

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'I wouldn't have set fire to a Holiday Inn if I'd been kept abreast of the relevant facts'

By Wayne Hayes, unemployed plasterer and political prisoner

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