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Denial, bargaining, saying sod it and being late for work: The six stages of adjusting to the clocks going back

AN extra hour in bed is small consolation for the dreariness of standard time. These are the steps you will work through as you adjust to omnipresent darkness.

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Mystery as platonic friendship ends after romantic rejection

A MAN and woman have abruptly ended their two-year friendship after he unexpectedly made romantic advances, it has emerged. 

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