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Deranged behaviour fails to save relationship

A COUPLE are puzzled by how their unhinged, paranoid behaviour has failed to save their troubled relationship.

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Big car to do 1,000mph for no f**king reason whatsoever

SOME people have designed a car that will reach 1,000mph for absolutely no reason.

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