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Dog and bone - smartphone: A guide to gentrified Cockney rhyming slang

MOST genuine Eastenders have been displaced by coffee outlets and tech startups. So how has Cockney rhyming slang changed?

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How to be a five-star wanker at a drive-thru

IT’S busy and there’s a queue of cars full of hungry people behind you. How can you cause them the maximum annoyance?

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