Dog going to sniff so many arses when this is over

A ROTTWEILER has confirmed that he is going to go out there and sniff so much bottom once this whole crisis is over. 

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Five people you'll regret including in your social bubble

A RELAXATION of social distancing will give everyone a social bubble of a maximum ten people they are allowed to see. Which will you regret? 

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