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Dogs not overly anxious about contents of pet food

DOGS have confirmed that they are immune to pet food scares.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) A great day today spending the winnings after ‘Obama kidnap plot’ comes up on your ‘UKIP resignation’ bingo card.

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