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Driving to be restricted to people aged 40 to 60

THE legal driving age is to be restricted to the 20 years of your life when you are least likely to drive like an idiot bastard.

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Dacre and Rusbridger to have slap-fight after work

PAUL Dacre and Alan Rusbridger are to have a fight in the street at 6pm this evening.

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