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Drug laws only work on the over-30s

BRITAIN’S drug laws only work against 35-year-olds who have been ground down by years of inconvenience, it has been claimed.

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City to pay UEFA fine with Fernandinho and Jesus Navas

MANCHESTER City have offered two players to UEFA as office administrators, in payment for their £49m fine.

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