Drunk Scottish friend's text 'possibly paragraph from Irvine Welsh novel'

A SCOTSMAN has sent a drunken text to his friend that may or may not be a passage from an Irvine Welsh novel.

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Woman wants children before all the good baby names are taken 


A WOMAN has revealed she wants to have children before her friends take all the good baby names.

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