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Duncan Smith Backs Retirement Brothels

BRITISH workers face spending their twilight years in peaceful, neon-lit retirement brothels.

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Palin Targets Fish

SARAH Palin has pledged a campaign of systematic fish genocide in a bid to stop marine life forms spreading lies about evolution.

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