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E-bikes not as irritating as normal cyclists even though they might kill you

PEOPLE who ride e-bikes are less annoying than normal cycling dickheads, even though they could probably kill you, it has emerged.

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Sadly I have realised Gary Lineker was Batman to my Joker. By gammon Roy Hobbs

AT first, I was elated. Lineker is almost gone, with his replacements confirmed this week. But then a thought struck me – what if I am the Joker, and Gary Lineker is Batman?

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