Eating apple pips will make a tree grow in you, and other idiotic things you believed as a kid

ALL children are profoundly thick and will believe any old crap. Here’s some of the nonsense you no doubt bought into:

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Is your garden sufficiently middle class?

IS your garden middle-class enough to impress and intimidate your neighbours? Find out in our quiz:

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