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Eight Million Children Taken Into Care

NEW NHS guidelines warning that dirty, smelly youngsters may be victims of abuse have led to almost eight million children being taken into care, it emerged last night.

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Kate Middleton 'Related To Monkeys'

PRINCE William’s consort Kate Middleton is descended from monkeys and still shares 99% of her genetic material with chimps, it has been revealed.

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