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Elderly parents reveal plan to buy shit computer

YOUR ageing parents are planning to get themselves a ‘computer with the internet’, in a move that will ruin your life.

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Middle class ketamine users 'risk delusions of cool'

RECREATIONAL sedative ketamine can induce the false belief of coolness in well-heeled teenagers, scientists have claimed.

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